Monday, October 24, 2011

Inevitable Monday- Joking Around

Learning is inevitable!  This is what came up this morning before breakfast was over.  Yesterday, my mom looked up some jokes on her Kindle to keep them occupied while they waited in the car for me to come out of the store.  This morning they asked me to look up more jokes.  Here are a few of their favorites from Jokes by Kids:  

What did the eyes say to the mouth?
Between us something smells.

Why did the booger cross the road?

Because he was being picked on.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other side.

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look!  I'm changing!

Knock Knock!  Who's there?  Boo!  Boo who?

Aaaawww, don't cry!  It's just a joke!

Knock Knock!  Who's there?  Catch!  Catch Who?
Bless you!

Knock Knock!  Who's there?  Who.  Who who?
I didn't know you were an owl!

Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Because he wasn't peeling well.

Why are pianos so good at opening door?
Because they have lots of different keys.

What did the little star say to his mama star when he needed to go to the bathroom?
I need to Twinkle!

What learning is happening at your house today?  What are your kids talking about, excited about, watching, reading, playing?

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